Junk Mail Horror Story Winner:

We loved this one in the office:

“Well, I don't know if this is necessarily junk mail a "horror" story, but it is kind of sad and makes me laugh at the same time.

When I'm forced to sign up for things online that require a date of birth, I usually just type anything in.  Apparently I typed in a birth year of around 1900 one time a few years ago because on some list somewhere I'm over 100 years old (I'm actually only 29!). 

Then the senior demographic junk mail started.  I was getting junk mail from hearing aid companies, funeral homes, life insurance companies, cemeteries, and health insurance companies targeting those who are on medicare.  I even received an AARP card in the mail!”

-posted by Andrea

Priceless.   Now don’t expect to look as cool in it as Justin in the pic above (he is our Creative Director, after all) but know now you can choose between tee shirt colors black or white.

Junk Mail, begone!

Sanjiv