Why are Green Superheroes so Lame?

First of all, it took me forever to even find one.  Eco-man?  Dr. Environment.  Green Lantern doesn't count.  There weren't even any bad guys who wanted who wanted to pollute the planet (Lieutenant CO2)?  The best we could do were mascots, Woodsy, Smokey the Bear was kinda cool.  But I remember,there was some green superhero.  Who was it?  When finally I stumbled upon the answer...

Captain Planet and the Planeteers?!  I'm not kidding.  Sounds like a name I'd invent for a green parody band.  It's him and some kid planeteers, turning off light switches, I don't know. 

He's not even green.  And if you think about that pic for a second, his face is blue, which means his skin is blue, which means he's wearing a sleeve-less midriff, gloves, and go-go boots, and not much else.

We can do better   This is a call out.  First one to draw a decent superhero gets a FreeMe! (our junk mail service), a tee shirt, a tote, whatever, I'll pay for it myself.  The rest get a tee or tote.  Upload it into the comment section.

Here an idea, draw GreenDimes v the DMA locked in battle.

Your Junk Mail Destroyer,

-Sanjiv